me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need the notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk